in lieu of real content, today i will again copy and paste.

from bash.org:

Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
well, you can stil get one from a strange country

what the fuck is wtf

@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night
@AntiHeiss> he probably isn’t getting out for a while
The_Coolest> y?
+Enyo> why?
The_Coolest>
@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you….he sat there for a while and said ‘tits’

Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED
Meph|st0> thats the greatest ebay feedback i have ever seen

O.J.> Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As follows
FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD>: We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?
GENERAL REINWALD>: I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD>: I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD>: Well, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!

Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
Cthon98> ********* see!
AzureDiamond> hunter2
AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
Cthon98> AzureDiamond> *******
Cthon98> thats what I see
AzureDiamond> oh, really?
Cthon98> Absolutely
AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
AzureDiamond> awesome!
AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******’s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
AzureDiamond> oh, ok.