From a Cracked.com article on the most retarded ways celebrities have tried to save water. The very last part sounds like something Brandon would say. :p

Sheryl Crow took time out from her role as least offensive musician ever to tell people to use only one square of toilet paper back in April 2007. Crow had been touring, so we’ve got a feeling she came up with the “one square” idea after an incident on the tour bus that we never, ever want to hear about.

So What’s the Problem?

We don’t know about you, but there have definitely been times when one sheet of toilet paper just isn’t enough. And that’s every time.

“I’m clearly not familiar with standard pooping.”

LOL