i just saw a commercial for sirius radio while watching scrubs. i can’t imagine anything more monotonous than watching cars drive around a track. wait, thanks to the commercial i just saw, now i can: listening to it.

if there was anything to take the morbid satisfaction out of seeing a redneck in an overpowered stock car crash, it would be to hear an announcer try and describe it to me. my sense of humor fails me right now, so i have to leave a funny impression of how it might go for another time.